{"id":773,"date":"2011-02-02T10:37:43","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T15:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/?p=773"},"modified":"2011-02-08T16:16:54","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T21:16:54","slug":"the-most-beautiful-pajamas-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/?p=773","title":{"rendered":"The Most Beautiful Pajamas in the World!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you a story about how these pajamas came into being.<\/p>\n<p>Just before Christmas, I popped down to Ottawa Street to pick up&#8230;something. \u00a0Elastic? \u00a0Buttons? \u00a0A spool of thread? \u00a0I can&#8217;t remember but I took my son with me. \u00a0He&#8217;s well trained for fabric stores and knows not to touch or pull or generally make a nuisance of himself. \u00a0But as I was standing at the counter, having my something-or-other cut, he disappeared momentarily. \u00a0Not difficult, since he&#8217;s shorter than the racks of fabric but still a four year old, unsupervised for even a moment, has an unmatched capacity for mischief and I&#8217;d like to avoid a lifetime ban.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-345 aligncenter\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I call his name.<\/p>\n<p>No answer.<\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>This time, he reappears. \u00a0He&#8217;s staggering down the aisle, his arms wrapped in a death grip around a brand new bolt of fabric nearly as large as he is.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Andrew! \u00a0What are you doing?&#8221; I gasp. \u00a0&#8220;What have I said about looking with our eyes and not with our hands?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His head appears around the flannel, a dewy, starry look in his eyes. \u00a0&#8220;Oh, Mommy! \u00a0Have you ever seen anything so <em>beautiful<\/em>?&#8221; he intones.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-345 aligncenter\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Err&#8230;it&#8217;s very nice,&#8221; I prevaricated, hoping he hasn&#8217;t gotten the fabric dirty or made a horrible mess dragging it out. \u00a0My milquetoast statement is met with a look of absolute scorn. \u00a0Nice?! \u00a0Nice?! \u00a0What an inadequate word. \u00a0Have I no soul? \u00a0No taste? \u00a0No EYES?!<\/p>\n<p>He shoves the bolt onto the cutting table and sets about showing me the error of my ways. \u00a0&#8220;There are BULLDOZERS! \u00a0And CRANES! \u00a0And BACKHOES! \u00a0And DUMPTRUCKS! And&#8230;and&#8230;&#8221; \u00a0He&#8217;s overcome with emotion and can&#8217;t go on. \u00a0All he can do is stroke the fabric with reverent little fingers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes?&#8221; I prompt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Firetrucks. \u00a0There are firetrucks on the fabric, too.&#8221; \u00a0This last is said in the tone reserved for discovering the messiah in your burnt toast or roadhouse waffle. \u00a0My son has never imagined such miraculous thing could exist, combining everything he loves into one magical, fabricky expanse and now that he&#8217;s discovered it, he&#8217;s running no risk of it disappearing. \u00a0He is in love.<\/p>\n<p>So I did what any good Mommy would do. \u00a0A quick and discrete check at the end of the bolt to ensure my child will still be able to attend post secondary education. \u00a0$5.95\/m. \u00a0I can spring for that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-345 aligncenter\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would you like me to make you a pair of pajamas with this fabric?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Enthusiastic nodding.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK. \u00a0We&#8217;ll buy it here and then go look for buttons at Nova. \u00a0Sound like a plan?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another nod.<\/p>\n<p>So a very proud young man clutching his bag of fabric accompanied me in search of the perfect buttons. \u00a0When he found these\u00a0enameled firetrucks, he knew it was meant to be. \u00a0The cardboard card was wrinkled as he set them on the counter to pay, he was holding on to them so tightly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And these are the result. \u00a0 Simplicity 5338, Child&#8217;s XS. \u00a0Piped collar, front closure, arm and pant cuffs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-345 aligncenter\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>The most beautiful pajamas in the world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"pajamas\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clairemeldrum.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/pajama-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At least according to my son. And in this case, he&#8217;s the only critic who counts. \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you a story about how these pajamas came into being. 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